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Monday, 26 January 2015

Guy of the Week: Christopher Rice

     In an effort to bring you hotness from guys who aren’t athletes or porn stars, I want to show you, my faithful readers, a more intellectual hunk. An artistic hottie. There’s no need to tell you how hot Christopher Rice is. It’s pretty self-explanatory, if you ask me. I mean, if you look at that sculpted jaw and those eyes, you’ll know exactly what I mean. He’s in great shape too, which you’ll see if you keep scrolling down.
     He is the son of Anne Rice. Just in case you’re wondering. He’s actually pretty modest considering his famous Mom and everything. Oh, and he went to the same New Orleans private school as Peyton and Eli Manning (while Peyton was still there).
     He’s got a great sense of humor, too. If you follow him on Facebook or Twitter, you’ll know exactly what I mean. He’s also gay, which means God is indeed quite generous. He’s modest about his looks, too. At least in the ways a person should be modest about them. And he’s not so modest in ways that benefit the rest of us—again, you’ll know what I mean if you keep scrolling down.

     Last but not least, he’s a good sport. He was nominated for a Bram Stoker Award in 2014, losing out to Stephen King. He promised all his fans that, if he failed to win the Stoker, he would post a naked selfie. No one can say he didn’t keep his word. Too bad his hand didn’t shake a little when he took the pic below:

Saturday, 17 January 2015

Guy of the Week: Joe Kennedy III

    Money and power are sexy to a lot of people and the Kennedy’s have always wielded plenty of both. President Kennedy was known for his ways with the ladies and it should come as no surprise that future Kennedys would share some of the same qualities.
     Meet Joe Kennedy III, a congressman from Massachusetts. Boy, this guy is sexy as hell, money and power or not. I think we should start with his strong jaw and powerful presence. Those in themselves should be enough to melt any red-blooded guy chaser like butter.
     And then you can get into his Irish eyes and red hair. A Kennedy trademark for sure. With his position comes education, intelligence and ambition which I certainly think are extremely sexy. Oh, and he looks like he definitely keeps himself in shape, which counts for a lot.
     I had a chance to see the congressman in the flesh . . . uh, I mean, in person. He was fully-clothed—unfortunately. I’m sure plenty of his constituents would love to get to know the congressman on a much more personal, intimate (wink, wink) level.
     It’s usually a lot of fun to speculate as to whether a hot, hunky stud like Joe Kennedy III is gay but, alas, I’m deprived of that this time. He’s not gay. He’s married. You know, to a woman (dang!). The good news is that he’s very supportive of the LGBT community and has marched in his share of Pride parades.

     So, feast your eyes, folks. And remember that being extremely hot should be considered a strong qualification for public office.