Twilight
fans will be glad to know that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back
together. The whole thing strikes me as a bit fishy, though. Forgive me for a
bit of negativity here, but I want to express a few thoughts. First, if you’ve
got Robert ‘Edward Cullen’ Pattinson wrapped around your little finger, why the
hell would you cheat on him? The guy is generally gorgeous and isn’t likely to
lose those looks either. If you’re willing to blow your relationship with the
guy that so many Twilight
teeny-boppers would kill to have, you can’t be that bright.
Second, I question whether or not these
two are in a genuine relationship. In my previous paragraph, I questioned
Kristen Stewart’s intelligence, but that really shouldn’t be necessary. R-Patz
and Stewart are together because it’s a way to continually sell the Twilight franchise. It’s also a way to
help sell tabloid magazines and to draw attention to the film’s leading stars.
Since it’s a steamy, sexy romance, it would naturally seem cool for Pattinson
and Stewart to have a steamy and sexy romance off-camera.
For a while, they’re everyone’s darlings,
but once the attention wears off, they need something new to happen. Hence
Kristen’s ‘affair’. It’s something that’s meant to refocus attention on
themselves so they can push Twilight
movies and more tabloid magazines. It’s no different than Justin Bieber and Selena
Gomez being an item. It isn’t love at first sight, true romance or a genuine
connection between them. It’s a Hollywood-manufactured courtship.
But it’s okay. How could I not forgive
Robert Pattinson? Just for fun, he’s a shirtless pic of our dear Edward . . . .